JFDI

Stands for “Just Fucking Do It” (yes, I can swear on this blog since I have freedom of speech) and is the cry of anyone (boss, parent, etc) who has run out of patience. There seems to be more of JFDI going around in a recession, which is a shame. This is because giving a JFDI response inevitably makes you feel bad and, if you’re a compassionate person, it involves some sort of apology later.

Plus, JFDI is used because it’s brutal and catchy, and both of these things make it memorable to whoever is on the receiving end. Even after the apology, we know what this person is capable of. We remember, and I heard somewhere that it takes five good deeds to balance out one bad one. For a JFDI, it might even take more.