Catholic Queen

With the summer season coming up, I’m a little worried for prince Harry. I mean, he allegedly just broke up with his girlfriend, and he is 24, right around the peak of his sex drive. This wouldn’t be a problem, though, if there wasn’t a risk of him doing much of his summer partying around the Mediterranean.

As you probably know, most of the countries surrounding the European side of the Mediterranean are Catholic, and since 1689 it has been forbidden for British royals to marry Catholics if they want a shot at the throne. Okay, so Harry is only third in line and we will most likely never see a King Henry whatever-his-number-may-be, but still, it must keep royalists up at night.

Think about it: A rich, good-looking, well-mannered, single prince on a long summer holiday on a sun-bathed Catholic island, surrounded by black-haired, black-eyed, half-drunk señoritas whispering “hola” in his ear. And even worse, what if she has a sister for William? He’s even closer to the throne.

Or for his dad?