I saw Michael Jackson at Coop Forum

Well, I didn’t really. But if people’s normal willingness to deny reality is anything to go by, reports of sightings should start popping up anytime. And they have. Someone reported that the singer is running a chicken farm somewhere in the U.S. Midwest; somebody else saw him buying Dr. Phil’s new book at Wal-Mart.
Me, I’m sticking to my Coop story because I think it’s more intriguing. I mean, what would the King of Pop be doing in Västberga?
By the way, Snoddas isn’t really dead either. He’s 83 and runs a very profitable lingonberry business outside Bollnäs.