Singapore sucks life

The government of Singapore just made it illegal for two people to meet outdoors without a permit if they have a cause to do so. Before, they were allowed by their loving leaders to get together without a permit as long as they were fewer than five. Those times are now considered the good old days.

Yes, I know “cause” here means some sort of grievance or protest, but here’s what I think the citizens of Singapore should do: Purposely misinterpret the word “cause” and seek a permit for everything – having lunch (outdoors), going to the beach, taking the MRT to the theater, etc. The killjoys at the Department of Draconian Measures would drown in applications. Death by paperwork.

Hey, you losers made it up. Deal with it.