Euro-Caribbean arses

An ad in the latest CNN Traveler offers “distinguished Euro-Caribbean living at its best” somewhere in the Dutch Antilles. I’m trying to decide if this is just the usual marketing bullshit or if it’s built on market research saying that this is what nauseously rich people want – distinguished Euro-Caribbean living. What the hell is that anyway? Two waiters to every man? Round-the-clock Evian service? Somebody polishing your nads while you’re having brunch?

Believe me, there is nothing distinguished about sitting around in a $20,000-dollar deckchair all day. It’s called “wasting your life away”. How about lending a hand instead? There’s a lot to be done in the real world.

Arseholes.