Reaching for my iPod

I have never made it a habit to paraphrase Nazis, but on one occasion I am willing to make an acception.

Goebbels or Göring famously and stupidly said “Whenever I hear the word ‘culture’, I reach for my revolver.” I say: “Whenever I hear the words ‘exciting’ and ‘interesting’, I reach for my iPod.”

With this I mean that anything that can’t be described more specifically than with these two insipid labels is probably neither interesting or exciting. Might as well fire up my iPod instead.