The 100-year membership

I just got a membership card from The Swedish Society of Crafts and Design that expires February 28, 2111. Good to know that I can get into VIP presentations of their new shows until I’m 145 years old.
Then in yesterday’s mail I got a business proposition from “Arsenalen Projkt”. Call me a word nazi, but if you can’t even be bothered to spell your own company name right, you and I will not be doing business any time soon.
I’m keeping the 100-year membership card, though. It will do them good to have an old demented fart at their pretentious shows around the year 2052. If nothing else, it’s probably as good a place as any to drop dead.